Well, the report says she's 33, so under the circumstances, I'd say picture a fairly haggard looking woman of about 55.

Simplify.... And lightness.

Once you see it:

Elio is selling its vehicle in Aussieland already?

Man, what a disappointment. I was hoping it would be found inna barn somewhere, needing salvage and TLC and we (as Jalops) could all pitch in and buy it for $kaycog and she could go all Project Car Hell on it and eventually find out it was yours truly who started this whole thing and she contacted me by secret email…

Wow. I've seen a lot of shit on this site and a lot of hate in the comments but that is super offensive to the Scottish people.

Raphael: Look at this m4 owner being an asshat.

Excuse me good sir, would you please place my valise into the undefined?

"...with a body made of aluminum, plastic, bailing wire and dental floss."

I have nothing constructive or positive to add.

In the West something like this would be seen and completely bizarre but in Russia it's just Tuesday

I mean, babies are small. They'll fit in any car.

"Free margaritas? Can I get one of those? Please hurry, as we're just about to take off in a few minutes.."

every time i see some moronic white kid wearing his face on a shirt, it makes me want to hit them as hard as i can.

the ignorant shits love to hold him up as some sort of rebel, but the reality is that he was a murderer who used his knowledge as a doctor to help extract information, something doctors are sworn not to…

I believe my volcano base has room for one of these.

Boobies!!!!

I've skied some gnarly chutes, and I want to say I'd love the opportunity to do this... but there's a good chance I would have just peed my pants and cried after dropping off that helicopter.

No one expects a Volvo to be fast, but one with the company's new triple boosted four cylinder with 450 hp makes the unassuming S60 a rocket. Just take the stickers off.

The names Bondo, James Bondo.