Noooo!!! I can't see $kaycog's photo-blessing! Stupid image embedding tool. My life is forever impoverished. :(

Do the eyes tell a story called "Graves Disease"? It's kinda funny, but maybe not really.

Mach 5! Didn't see the movie, and I remember the cartoon as ridiculous, but something about that car's styling always seemed classic.

Ack!! Mercedes!!! How the crap do I edit that post???

Is that Dr. Z? I can't understand him, but I assume he's laughing and saying something like "a Porsche would never do zat!"

He seems like the perfect mayor for Detroit!

This one. Yes.

It's really nice to hear all the positive, supportive comments. I'm proud that my fellow Jalops understand Clarkson has taken risks and worked his ass off, so he's earned it. To listen to the rest of the media, you'd think most people just want to tear down anyone who has succeeded.

Drifting.

The weight of the wheels isn't even listed? Insane lightness is the only argument for really expensive wheels.

Absolutely! Bob, you're the guy most of us want to be when we grow up.

$kaycog is a genius.

Nismo, son of Remo?

Man, that's a shame. Somebody threw away a perfectly good white stig.

A lawyer who drives a light blue VW new beetle? Those are red flags before he even gets out of the car. Maybe driving that car makes him irritable and easily humiliated.

Kinda looks like an awkward rendition of a Saturn Sky.

I love that he kept his cigarette in his mouth the whole time. He's a lot tougher than I am.

Sorry, but it really looks like another big truck pulled in too close while parking, scraping it up with a big grill. The lines are just too parallel and even. The divergence of the lines on the bottom suggests a different flexibility. It would take a lot of work to simulate that with just a key.

Might be too obscure.