I can't quite figure if your post is a parody, or if you're serious.

Also kill the SUV.

Even though I never really wondered, apparently the equation goes like this:

I take all my diet and exercise advice from Jeremy. He's a fine, athletic specimen of a man.  I want to look and act just like him!

Wall-e?

Obligatory: He drove through three states before he came to a right turn?

John Davis!

I tried to find a clever photo of Catrinel Menghia wearing shoes. After 15 minutes diligently searching through (leering at) her photos, I nearly forgot why I was searching. Eventually, I confirmed that she does in fact have feet.

Maybe they mainly got responses about US cops, so they narrowed the scope.

Cool video. The Sellwood bridge is within easy walking distance of my home, so I'm fascinated by the process. The news stories made it sound like they just moved the upper deck.

Yup. They produce a lot of oil, so it's state-subsidized. Absolutely worth giving up your freedom and living in poverty.

Absolutely. In fact, if you can arrange the immigration papers, I'd be happy to send both Joe and Barack up there immediately!

Completely agree. It's slow and boring.

John Davis manages to be so bland that you have to respect his tenacity, kinda like Dick Clark. He basically just reads the manufacturer's brochure and points out that this car, like many others, has four wheels. In the 80s, before the interwebs, the show was relevant and informative (for my mom). Now that everyone…

John Davis manages to be so bland that you have to respect his tenacity, kinda like Dick Clark. He basically just reads the manufacturer's brochure and points out that this car, like many others, has four wheels. In the 80s, before the interwebs, the show was relevant and informative (for my mom). Now that everyone…

John Davis manages to be so bland that you have to respect his tenacity, kinda like Dick Clark. He basically just reads the manufacturer's brochure and points out that this car, like many others, has four wheels. In the 80s, before the interwebs, the show was relevant and informative (for my mom). Now that everyone…

Where's $kaycog's comment? She's the "lovely ladies with cars" expert here.

Very cool and creative!

I've seen a few replicas. That car is even more striking in person. Excellent choice, sir.

Idea for $kaycog, who makes the world more beautiful: classic lovely ladies with classic cars. Some things never go out of style.