And thirded. (I have a G8 GT also.)

I believe him. Doug has an honest, very wrinkled face.

How many people did Jay Leno have to kill to get his face turned into an icon?

I've seen some pretty well-dressed (presumably homeless) cardboard sign holders in my area. Most of the messages are semi-literate and ragged, though.

Likely so. Mine included.

Just sayin.

Probably a good idea, since he likely often wakes up hung over next to trashy women and has to find his shirt among those of countless other guys.

Hm. From what I've seen, that's probably good advice for the typical Prius owner.

WTF?

Because this way it won't get lost?

Take the twisty one!

I heard the Nazis have a secret moon base where they keep Hitler's head alive in a jar. I read it on the intwebs, so it must be true!

Wow. That abomination actually makes the Orochi look tasteful.

Yup, that makes it a real place, unlike the imaginary Swaziland, which has never had a Top Gear episode. Come to think of it, the Top Gear trio has never been to the northwest, so I guess I don't exist either. Bummer.

Bad drugs plus brain damage.

I've always wondered what Michael Jackson would look like with massive implants. Now I know.

Kinda looks like a red bathtub.

No! How could that possibly be?!

Heretic! You must accept that dark matter is God—not dark energy!

Reliant Robin F1? Seems like all the cars would roll before finishing the first lap.