So... is she dead? Is a Dodge convertible the 80s version of Charon's boat? That's a little depressing.

Aargh! Why do photos hate me?

So beautiful!

Severe buckteeth are never good.

"I drive a Volkswagen Jetta. It doesn't come equipped with turn signals."

Hey, I know her! She's a lot of people in my hometown of Portland, Oregon. And she's part of the reason I happily hammer the loud pedal connected to my V8 when I see a Prius.

I like that it's an incomplete pentagram. Our government can't even competently pull off an evil conspiracy. Go figure.

I live in Oregon and have been in Shaniko several times in the past few years. There's a spectacular twisty road between the giant metropolis of Fossil and the slightly smaller Shaniko. About half an hour north of Shaniko is the Oregon Raceway Park, which has a great track.

And it comes with a 260 hp engine, right?