I got banned. It might have had something to do with the unfortunate use of the term "MILF" on my part.

If you roll the tp under you're a filthy, disgusting heathen, and I wish you a lifetime of running out of tp after taking a crap. You don't deserve the luxury of sanitary bathroom accouterments, you dirty savage. Just use your hand like the neanderthal you are.

Be careful with disabling 'Background App Refresh'. You may want to do it on a per-app basis. If you disable it for GPS apps, you'll lose GPS in the background. Find My Friends also needs background refresh to be on.

It's helpful to just take a rag and lightly dampen it, then wring it out as much as you can — you don't want it to get your other stuff wet, just to provide the moisture that helps release those pesky wrinkles.