What is the timeframe for these rollouts if it passes in December? Will the new brackets, deductions, and credits apply for the 2017 tax filing year?

Just buy an Ikea Antilop http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/S89228434/ and a pressure washer.

Why is Taco Bell so low? The only thing there I can think of that doesn’t have cheese is the choco taco.

We’re all missing the most important question here. Why is Ivanka’s personal stationary in landscape format?

That’s some next level Summerween stuff there.

Bring sneakers

We all worship something even if we don’t call it a church. Most religions/moral codes teach that having a superiority complex is not a positive trait. Funny thing is that’s what the original post is condemning.

At Zion, people start lining up in their cars at 2-3am in the offseason for the hope of getting camping spots that don’t check out until 11 a.m. I’m all for a fee increase that helps alleviate the overcrowding by funding development in other national parks.

Ok everyone, repeat after me. I do not need a $70 block of wood that requires weekly maintenance and weighs close to 30 pounds in my kitchen.

Ok everyone, repeat after me. I do not need a $70 block of wood that requires weekly maintenance and weighs close to…

What part of this being evil week did you miss?

My first once told my mom “Boys say ‘Son of a gun,’ and girls say ‘Son of a Bitch!’”

Unless you overfill the pot, water alone doesn’t boil over.

My worst “the hotel cost me money” experience was a booking through priceline. We have a big family, so we were happy to find a room that sleeps 6. Paid upfront a month before the trip. Still have the email that says “You have now confirmed and guaranteed your reservation.” 

If you’re looking for accent lighting in the Hue ecosystem, I would recommend the Hue Go instead of the Bloom. I picked up a Bloom with my first starter kit a few years ago and Hue Go just a few months ago. The biggest benefit of the newer lamp is the control over brightness levels. The older Bloom only has 10 levels…

If you’re looking for accent lighting in the Hue ecosystem, I would recommend the Hue Go instead of the Bloom. I…

I also noticed the lack of pollution. Brightly painted buildings would lose their luster fairly quickly in any other city.

Never trust a skinny chef.

I was always told brake pads are much cheaper than a new transmission.

Using location based reminders requires the GPS services to be on. GPS constantly on drains battery. Reminders never appear because your phone is dead.

My mom and her sisters noticed grandpa had two shoeshine kits. Finally someone opened them up when cleaning out his apartment and found $10k in cash in one.

My aunt didn’t show up when my grandmother died, but she demanded her cut of the estate.