You need ten full pages of writing to get 5,000 words. Most people don’t plagiarize chapters at a time. How exactly is this going to catch when someone lifts a couple of paragraphs.

This is an adult Lunchable.

As my oldest kids reached the teenage years, my wife and I really started shamelessly flirting in front of them. One, we want them to know we like each other; and two, we want them to be disgusted by the thought of their parents getting it on.

Those are the ones. The lost package showed up today, and they list the right ISO markings, but don’t have a manufacturer name and address. There’s also the tell-tale misspellings and bad grammer of chinese knockoffs.

A week or so ago, I jumped on a 10-pack of eclipse glasses on sale at Amazon. Something happened with delivery, and my package is lost in the mail. Now the product page just shows missing, so I’m pretty sure Amazon pulled the product.

Not mine, but I’ve kept this ever since I first saw it.

Fans only cool things that sweat, so just running fans doesn’t do anything to actual temperatures in your house unless it’s a whole house fan that is cycling in outside air.

So, are we planning a “Great Ideas for Christmas” post for next February?

That won’t work anymore because the stigma associated with being caught no longer exists. Kids can walk into school/peer situations and not feel the shame of everyone talking in hushed voices about what they were caught doing. There’s no pressure to keep it hidden. It’s almost gone full circle to where getting caught…

Ohh Ryan’s Toy Review ... My 3 year-old will watch that for hours if we let him.

Do they have a burritosaurus? I have a son with a birthday coming up and he’s known for his love of burritos at school.

Generally employers are required to provide a 30 minute unpaid meal break for shifts greater than 6 hours. It falls on the employer to ensure breaks are actually taken.

I eat lunch at my desk specifically to not socialize with whatever miscreant management hired this week.

A couple nights ago, I was snoozing away when my wife poked me a couple of times, then she told me to roll over. Obviously, I thought she was trying to start something, when in reality, my snoring was keeping her awake.

I faced a similar dilemma. After college, I spent 2 years serving a Mormon mission. Many of the skills I learned and developed translated into my career field, like cold calling, public relations, training others, etc. Immediately after, I included experience with a spin on how it was helpful for the job, but now I…

If it had been United, they would have forced everyone to pay extra for the inflight massage.

I feel bad about myself after laughing at your comment. Maybe a nice desert with a dairy based topping will make me fell better.

I let my 3-year-old son watch My Little Pony, and my 1-year-old daughter watches Paw Patrol. Does that count?

Ours was a winter trip on I-15 in rural Utah. The oldest puked all down the door and into the speaker. We had to stop on the side of the freeway. He got to stand in 15 degrees on the side of the road long enough to keep it from spreading all over the car. What did make it out the window instantly froze to the side of…