Star just for the Goldfish.

I always score the meat of the avocado in a crosshatch pattern before I scoop it out.

I’ve always found the chokey to be rather effective with my kids.

Whis I owend one of those facney new samrtphones, so I could buy the $3 holder.

Whis I owend one of those facney new samrtphones, so I could buy the $3 holder.

Men-folks: Vary your wardrobe. You should own at least one pair of brown shoes and one pair of black shoes.

Seeing as you can’t see Trump’s strategic dumbing down, I highly suggest your read Dilbert Creator Scott Adam’s blog; specifically this post http://blog.dilbert.com/post/137626455…

Personally, I’m voting for the candidate I most want to be like: The billionaire, married to a supermodel with several well-adjusted kids who are well-educated and highly successful; vs. the closet lesbian (not that’s there’s anything wrong with that) who refuses to hold her husband accountable for his extensive…

I’d also point out that in many areas, rates aren’t updated that early. I’ve been able to snag a historic forest service cabin for Memorial Day weekend at winter rates several years in a row.

Hue Lights are gone.

Hue Lights are gone.

And I still can’t legitimately get that damn game on my iPhone.

You know that copper is used in high-end cookware - typically right on the flame. Go back to drinking from your lead cup if you’re worried about this one.

The main canyon of Zion NP is amazing in winter. Not only are the summer crowds awol, but freezing temps turn many of the natural springs and seepage into amazing natural ice sculptures.

I’m an iOS guy. We have a family shared shopping list. Occasionally “doughnuts and lots of candy” shows up on it, but everyone - even the kids - are responsible for adding grocery items when they use the last of something.

Did you just suggest Netflix and Chill for date night?

But if you’re calling someone in the same data bundle, the number doubles.

My home’s value has increased an average 5% per year since I purchased in 2011. Prior to the housing crash in Nevada, the original owners paid about $100k more than it’s current value. It may not be an investment, but it’s certainly a hedge against inflation.

I gained 150 pounds between 1977 and 2007. 1977 was probably about the time I started drinking soda, but I was one and don’t remember much from that year.

I bought some “fresh” brie the other day, and first bite, I knew it was bad. The taste of ammonia was nauseating. The freshness date was still 3 months out. I’d hate to see what happens when it pushes that date.

When comparing two loans of the same amount, ignore the interest rate and look at the APR. The APR factors all fees into one concise figure that lets you compare your costs to borrow money over the life of the loan.

5 years into my current mortgage, my servicer still can’t get my property taxes paid on time. Every six months I get letters with the threat of losing my home to auction because their escrow dept. can’t pay a bill on time.