Real men just use any old metal tool with a rubberized grip to short the leads. Might spark a bit, but every job needs a thrill now and then.

Please excuse the overly simplified comment that follows:

Nothing here looks like LEGO to me.

I'll give you my real life situation. I have an iphone grandfathered in an unlimited plan, along with my wife's phone on the 200 mb plan with unlimited texts. We pay about $135/month for 400 shared minutes after taxes.

I seem to remember that consumer grade GPS is hard coded to cease functioning above a certain altitude. The idea was we didn't want a enemy to use our GPS as a targeting system for an attack.

I keep a lot of old archives in Gmail, however, the oldest is the first email my now wife sent to me in April of 1999.

I've been chugging along with my Late 2006 iMac for years without a functional optical drive. I can only think of two time in the last several years where I needed an optical drive, and it was almost as easy to FTP the file to my office machine and burn in the background while I was at work.

It's about time the space program looked cool again!

Anyone willing to admit what method their employer uses? Let's just say I'm not eagerly awaiting the day when we get to write the press release explaining why all our users accounts have been compromised.

I'll just leave this here.

Where are these ATMs with 1.5 million in cash in it? Most bank robbers only get 4-5k when they walk in with a note and a gun.

Settings>General>Keyboard>International Keyboard>Add New Keyboard... then select emoji.

In her defense, she is in a movie that is based on a series that is an allusion to alien rape: [www.cracked.com]

Useless map. It doesn't have the secret bomb or burn spot found on nearly every screen. We spent hours trying to discover every hidden secret.

If you really think this is the first time animal abuse and porn have been mixed together, you haven't been around the internet very long.

I'll take the double mocha with a hint of salmonella.

uhh ... Do you mean the picture of John Goodman

I've always been taught a different method:

In this context, this statement shows a complete lack of understanding of depression and it's effects on an individual.

Maybe the Facebook phone is an iPhone?