I was a fan for years. Then I saw them live. Quite possibly one of the worst nights of my life. It was in an arena that could hold 16,000 and was a 3rd full. It was so bad between songs people would just talk to themselves. After the 15th self indulgent widdly shit they churned out, someone shouted ‘oh play something…

Scene 1 - INT. Writers room. A soulless room, possibly a temporary office with poor lighting. Three people sat round a large rectangular table that seats at least 10. Two of them have their foreheads on the table top, the other is asleep, head rolling back. Their laptops are open but the screens are on screensaver.…