I see what you did there

Did you notice the curved knock off hood mounted light bar?

Or even the current Land cruiser!?!

Good to know that if you get in a wreck with one of those ground level airline baggage tow carts you’ll be ok.

Let’s not forget the Toyota Prius pollutes LESS than electric cars for much of the country.

Exactly. From a performance enthusiasts POV, Tesla is for those with lots of money who don’t have the time or skill to learn to drive at Chris’s level, but like to brag that they do to the plebians.

Laaaaame. Sounds like a haldex-ish system.

More importantly, what is the AWD system on these? Haldex garbage?

You mean something that takes skill to drive fast instead of just money?

Actually only if you drove really conservatively, and then it wouldn’t be a cannonball run.

Go big or go home? Tesla is looking to end up going home I am starting to think.

Is he using the shifter paddles at all?

Agreed. Get something like a KTM 690 if you are thinking you’ll spend more time in the dirt than on the asphalt.

Datsun builds have been a thing for a while now. Bitchn Rides did a great GT-R swap into one a few years back I believe.

Haldex fail

And they look to be janky right off the line. Don’t forget that.

Amazing faboi blinders. I am genuinely impressed.

Not where energy isn’t clean. Worse actually than hybrids for much of the country.

Nope. The 4L60e had a lengthy list of common issues.

Garbage transmissions. Great layout.