I want a USB port in my skull. The company I work for seems to want to know so much about my daily activities, that it would be easier to do a data dump every day than to type it all in.

@orlo:

@PenelopeFonzie:

I used to be in the commercial lawn maintenance business, but took residential business to fill in the schedule. When I priced out a yard, I got the homeowner to walk the yard with me. I got to know him, what he wanted, why he (or she) either didn't want to or couldn't do the work themselves. Then, I applied my…

I'm gonna do my best here to explain why there is any charge at all for placing a call or sending a text. I was in the long distance telephone business several years ago and learned a few things:

A computer that starts up instantly at my touch from being powered off, instead of the whole bloody boot process.

Oh, and one other thing. If you really want a nice lawn, four things will make it look great:

I used to use one or those little travelling tractor sprinklers when I wasn't on well water and had good water pressure. Here's an example here: [www.avillahardware.com]