I rented a diesel Audi in Italy a few weeks ago and there were signs EVERYWHERE on it, including the gas cap and dash and gas cap release and inside of the gas cap cover and the key fob saying DIESEL ONLY. I feel like maybe they had some bad experiences with Americans putting petrol instead of diesel...

As the owner of two diesels, I am always afraid that someone will accidentally put gasoline in my car or truck, just by not paying attention. Please write up an article on what to do in this reverse situation…

Any self-respecting parent of a preschooler knows that when you’re reciting e.e. cummings, you have to change the words just a teensy bit for maximum bonding power, i.e.:
i carry your fart

Oh! I have those, too. My eye doctor diagnosed them by saying: “Oh, this is just the gelatinous part of your eyeball pulling away from the rear surface of the eye. It happens when you get older — there’s nothing you can do. Call me if you develop big dark patches or start to lose vision in large parts of your…

I’m an itchy person, and I’ve always been prone to getting unexplained itchy bumps etc. A year and a half out from my bedbug experience, I’m still half-convinced every itch is a harbinger that they’re back and I have to go through that hell again. Even better, as I’ve gotten older I’ve gotten much-more-visible “eye…

This is the correct take. Yes they know what they signed up for but you don’t throw that in a grieving wife/husbands face it’s ridiculously cruel and disrespectful.

It almost makes me want to start a blog to track every explicit claim like that and see if any of them materialize. (Spoiler warning: doubt it)

“Democrat Congresswoman totally fabricated what I said to the wife of a soldier who died in action (and I have proof). Sad!”

The best part is when he’s telling his daughter’s teacher that “she doesn’t have any lunch,” clearly expecting her, as a woman, to fix it.

Five years ago, when my daughter turned 9, we had a birthday party for her at our apartment complex’s pool. We rented out the clubhouse for cake and punch and pizza, but the pool remained open to all the residents.

I tried. I really tried to enjoy Maria Bamford’s show, but I found her anxiety-inducing. I got the humor, but also got the shakes. Count me out.

If the cops really wanted to catch this bull quickly, they would have employed a steak out.

I just made this comment. Even brown, she’d have a problem. It would turn a greenish color.

Yup. Know this for a fact when I reaaaaaally wanted to attend a fancy event and was told by my parents I could only go if I turned my blue hair a “normal” color. Even a box of brown dye gave me basically sherbet-colored hair. I still showed up at the event bc whatever. I TRIED, MOM!

She wasn’t even a blonde then anyway. She was brunette up until she was in her late teens/early twenties. Color me shocked that a Trump is lying.

Let’s just talk logistics: there is zero way a teenager with a box of Nice & Easy dye could go from blue to blonde, especially with fresh blue dye. Zero. Zip. Not happening. Anyone who has ever dyed their hair ever would know this.

“WWD: For the record, you would agree that no matter what you or I or a hot 20-year-old wears, no one has the right to harass any woman at any time?

Why cant people just apologize instead of listing off some fucking dumb-ass reason why they made a shitty comment or decision? No one cares that you were jet-lagged and tired. Just fucking say your sorry and shut your dumb ass up. We all know your original comment is how you actually how you feel anyway.

Ways to avoid having to backpedal:

Of course she regrets it. Now everyone knows what a self hating monster she is. Gtfo- your clothes always sucked anyway.