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Jacques-Louis Douchebag
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You first!

Ladies and gentelmen, may I introduce you to Cyber: The Future of Crime.

Most of it struck me as a surprisingly bland and vanilla thought experiment, except for the homophobic troll.

I honestly think they're just trolling at this point.

Hell, even talking honestly about things I care about makes me anxious, particularly in person.

I blame Game of Thrones.

Dropping a beloved show unceremoniously in its final season truly would be a tragic mistake.

Argh.

I find it strangely endearing and sincere! And yet, could she have calculated even this? Trust no one!

I'm almost tempted to envy you.

Truly, Trump and Sorkin were made for each other.

The real America is very unique, and infinitely idiosyncratic, indeed, perhaps dangerously so. The branded, manufactured, jingoist mythology promoted by our beloved corporations and politicians is…not that. And I may be a commie hipster, but God is with me, and I am with God, and I shall never fall into a godless

It's massively useful. Narwhal has actually done something valuable for once in his miserable life, if only by virtue of an embarassing mistake.

I'm not the one who typed such a delightfully absurd word as "Brazillion", you corrupter of good language.

I know Appalachia was pretty steadfast in voting for Democratic presidential candidates until Obama.

That seems like an…inexplicable idea given how famous their brand name is and how generic this new one is.

Aren't they owned by a Chinese company now? That basically makes them a Communist asset by default.

West Virginia 's voting patterns must be pretty odd if that poll is correct.

If she wins we're going to be seeing a lot more of that kind of thing, aren't we?