Right eye.

You can't keep changing the name without informing me, your rhythm section!

In death, I shall still be fighting by your side in the spirit, Quirky.

Haha, you missed the obvious reference in favor of one vastly, vastly more obscure!

Uhhh…what kind of thing would you be in the mood for, if you were in the mood for any poetry at all?

That's great.

All the more reason to go read some poetry.

English is a rough basement, holding up the whole damn structure of my thought, and necessity is beauty.

The man is either a troll or he should be transformed into one as penance for his sins.

Huzzah!

Those gnomes are the vanguard of the free world, and none shall strike them down.

Fascinating. They seem to like cold, watery regions, with some inland exceptions.

Ugh, everything's plagued by the spirit of Satan, silly. Satan is the God of this world. Read your Bible better.

It doesn't work like that. This isn't some garden variety demonic possession or something. Once Jewish, it's Jewish forever.

Soon all plant life will belong to us! *laughs maniacally*

*laughs nervously* There certainly aren't any Jews around here. *dives into a bush*

Ivanka had an Orthodox conversion, surprisingly, so yes, she is Jewish.

Were they making that claim to say that Jews are persecuting Trump or that Trump is a Jewish puppet?

My god, it's true.

And now it's your turn!