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Jacques-Louis Douchebag
davethedouchebag--disqus

That darn cat!

And Dave's flesh grew three sizes that day

It is a rather Socratic idea if I may say so.

Nothing I can do is unseemly. I am the very definition and example of seemliness. I am every ethical principal you follow, made flesh.

I'm so nice you all want me exposed

Hmm, they work for me. Not sure what to make of the role of NuDisqus.

They would appreciate your loyalty, as would I.

Drunk on anger towards you, Mr. Dave Exposer.

I miss Scrawler. I miss our friends who departed.

Larry David! Praise his name. May he be elected to each and every office.

Poor gauephat. I knew him well. He shall be missed.

It seems cruel to expose me. *runs away crying*

I'm glad SNL doesn't seem to have turned any of you into Trumpists. I predicted it would do that. Some of you seemed easily strayed from the path.

I remember you! Mainly from your avatar, but I remember you! Welcome back to the fold, our brother, our comrade.

There's a deep, dark, utterly wicked and debased part of me that would do it if Trump was the nominee. If he was, which isn't all that likely, I would keep away from the polls for the safety of this country and my soul.

It's the real thing!

Haha, I've never seen that clip before. That's great.

All evidence points towards Lawrence possessing that particular gnosis!

The lion sleeps in the sun.
Its nose is on its paws.
It can kill a man.
-"SNL is a Destructive Force", Wallace Stevens

Jennifer Lawrence and Natalie Dormer: Innocent mishap, or sinister Illuminati ritual? We will let the people decide.