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It's visually gorgeous, and some frames are just overflowing with stimulation. So I can totally see where you're coming from. Miller really knows what the fuck he's doing.

If you build it, they will come, Stephen.

Even I'm intimidated by those monstrous looking concoctions. Delicious, but monstrous.

If you love the movie so much, why don't you marry it?

Whenever Root's not in a scene, all the other characters are basically asking "Where's Root?"

That was great. As was Root reminding Fusco to pay his rent while showing up as an FBI agent with a real warrant. I'd watch a whole show of just Root in her "Augusta King, FBI" persona, actually.

Who hates Root? Root literally means "root"!

Classic Samaritan move on my Mom's part.

For those of you who wonder how I grew up to be the type of psychologically malformed, twisted, and unsightly wreck of a human being I undoubtedly am, remember that I was raised by a person who could text the phrase "I hate Root" at me with all evidence of sincerity. Remember and weep.

Someone needs to form a Communist organization called the Brotherhood of Comrades. They could even form a prison gang that focused on annihilating the Aryan Brotherhood!

Wiping them out is the merciful thing to do in this situation.

Done, Quirks!

*sighs* Doesn't she?

I am offended on behalf of Burr and honored on behalf of Alison. But it was time to bring back my great original. She livens up the place.

They think me Macbeth; ambition is my folly

John Carpenter's is a scary one.

The only solution is to destroy every last MRA. Only then can I be redeemed.

Ted Cruz is America's next president.

I like that the two things I've seen Leslie Odom Jr in leaned heavily on the American Revolution.

Hobbes is not a prison, you fool.