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Look, Dubya wanted to change the country and world, and he did, damn it. Find a way to take pride in even the most insulting comparison and you'll never have to fee the pang of offense.

Sometimes I wonder if there's any way you could be George H.W Bush's bastard son or something. It would explain a lot.

Hector! How are you, my friend?

The correct method for getting you to watch something remains fairly consistent.

President Trump can't decide if he wants to be friends with Putin or be super tough with Putin. He keeps on suggesting both, seemingly based on whim.

Oh, I didn't realize Supergirl was that girl from Whiplash! She was very effective in that part.

Ugh, you could explain it to him, Stephen! Being a real bumpcollege right now.

I would certainly say so! I mean, I like it, and I've never disagreed with my own opinion once.

I just finished the first season of iZombie tonight. I apologize to the fans for being a little quiet about watching it, but it took me a little while to truly warm up to it. There were a few things about it that didn't quite work for me, although some of that was admittedly petty stuff, like the lack of any actual

We're not obsessed with the Following.

I like Poe more than a fair amount. I just like him much less than Nathaniel Hawthorne. I suppose in your view, a disposition towards Hawthorne can only be the surest sign of philistinism and cultural barbarity. If Hawthorne is the cultural muck, I am all too happy to wallow in it.

My insults will display a full blown vividness and rollicking intensity once you've proven yourself worthy of those qualities, Semi, and not before.

It's hard to be pro-taste when, thanks to you, I currently have such a bad taste in my mouth.

Semi is anti-choice.

Oh. Don't know why I thought you had.

You did read some Chaucer, correct?

I find him to be one of the most mysterious and deeply charismatic figures in early American history. He could be deeply witty, and had a fascinatingly close relationship with his daughter who he gave an extremely wide ranging education. He showed remarkable heroism and bravery in the Revolutionary War. He was one of

I cannot speak with much authority on Chaucer, so I will be silent.

Invoking Aaron Burr is always right, my friend.