Mark it down with the scarlet pen of academic evaluation.

I'm going to take this opportunity to apologize for anything I've said on this or any other related topic that was overly prurient, or creepy, or whatever. I've said lots of things I shouldn't have said and I should acknowledge that.

And his long march to national legitimization continues.

Hester Prynne: Hot or Not

Don't even get me started on your better half, lady.

Oh man, typical rookie mistake. You never give up sniffing glue!

Well, at least the manure you're spreading about Fargo Season 2 will help us fertilize our fields!

Congratulations, if intentional. If not intentional, congratulations and good luck!

There's a good reason restraint rhymes with taint, Semi. Mark me well.

I knew that even your love of kittens and cats was no more than a facade to mask the true cruelty of your black heart.

I keep telling him to talk less, smile more, and he never listens.

I'm under. I never realized how reticent I was on here.

I see.

Is CSI:Cyber just an unbelievably terrible version of POI? Because that's how it's kind of coming across from these liveblogs.

Watching it now would potentially spoil me, but I always like when shows make the cast members impersonate each other. It's sort of cheap as fan service goes, but very effective.

At least Cracked actually knows how to use such a form, to some degree. Who knew that Cracked would become the model for everything else a few years down the line?

I didn't even know those existed until you mentioned them just know. Their existence makes me excite.

I will acknowledge that there are vast and incalculable benefits to social media, as well as many obvious drawbacks.

This is something we must invent.

If you think about it, gifs predate cinema!