On second thought, in this case I'll allow it.

I shall not allow a Canadian to presume mastery over even the lowliest of Americans. There shall be no slave revolt in morals tonight.

Emerson very often means the opposite of what he seems to mean. Consider if he may not have meant it as praise.

You only know Emerson through me and his disciple, Nietzsche. All your strength of character is nothing but a distortion of Friedrich's and mine. All that you value in yourself is my distorted reflection. Obey your natural master.

I should have known better than to spar with such a fool. In any case, the highest and most prominent virtue of cats, an aloof and profoundly aristocratic intelligence, are if not antithetical to cuteness in the accepted sense, certainly not positively correlated with it.

Nonsense. You have not seen my dogs.

Lucas is a chump, but that Spielberg is a man of formidable talents and ruthlessness. I am not sure I would leave the lair alive. Nonetheless, for a free hat, and the glory that would attend me, I am willing to try.

I suppose it would not be honorable to demand my free hat, having failed whatever test you required of me, although I find it highly irregular for you to deny me the crucial information that there were free hats at stake.

Such bitchiness!

I inexplicably thought it was a Community reference, and I was just riffing. But then I googled it and the only thing to come up was South Park. I have never pretended to a mastery of the knowledge of South Park, though I have watched it on occasion.

Uhhh, do you like overplayed Weezer tunes? Because I might have an overplayed Weezer tune for such an occasion.

Haunting. Truly you have set the proper October mood.

I like the cat. I hope if we ever met, the cat would find me worthy.

Did he say S?

Her heart is always cold.

Stop rubbing your glorious winter wonderland in our faces, Stephen. All Seattle got today was some lousy wind and rain.

Better to be married a year than not married at all, that's what I always say. Unless your marriage is horrible and leaves you an emotional ruin. Hopefully that's not the case here.

I'm not nearly as familiar with her work as I probably should be.

She tweeted that she hopes we respect their privacy as they "talk openly about it on [their] respective podcasts".

Jesus Christ, dude. My sincerest condolences.