This seemed pretty much a done deal, so I'm not surprised. If anything I was a little surprised to be reminded it wasn't already confirmed.

*embraces Eric with passionate compassion and warmth*
Community is eternal, Eric. Love is undying.

Classic Troy!

Rubio is a clever guy and an astute politician. He hasn't been running a super high profile campaign so far but that may be his own strategy. I'd put him in the top three to win the nomination at the very least. His actual positions are pretty extreme, particularly on foreign policy. His veneer of moderation is mostly…

It's not news. It's Fox News.

:(

"love and abundance for all"

This is a nightmare. And their tagline is "Character is Destiny". That's incredibly ominous in this context. The monsters have crawled out from under the bed. Horror has descended upon the earth. Weep for mankind.

And he did the score for Hitchock's last movie. A fun one, too.

OH MY GOD

Yeah, I can't say I'm angry exactly, but tarring the man seems like a good time, as long as we get a solid group organized.

I liked Mask of the Phantasm when I saw it, a long time ago, but I feel like there are some people here who are going to be way more pissed than me. Nice to see Nymphomaniac remains high.

Oh my. *hops into Narwhal's bunk*

As a leg man, I'll be in my bunk.

We can finally bring the wild and pleasing fantasies of Creationists to life-man may contend with or tame the Dinosaurs.

#PresidentNarwhal2016

I really like that you got numbers three and four sequentially. Comedy gold right there.

1. Dave lost much of their money on that run-that's why Dave carries their own bags now.
2. Dave did an absolutely horrible job. Dave should be ashamed of himself.
3. Dave is desperate. No imagination!
4. Losers such as Dave use me as publicity for themselves. They are strictly third rate.
5. Dave did really poorly on…

"If you're gay, you're basically sick because you're not born in the right body, so gender reassignment is the cure." I don't believe that the clerical view in Iran is that gay people are born in the wrong body, although admittedly I am not deeply well versed in Iranian theological documents. Officially at least, the…

I'll pay you five dollars if you give me ten!