What will you do for me for your money? Keep saying insightful things about the Pope? Cause I've got enough insight about the Pope.

You need to ask someone to pay you, Narwhal.

Sounds like a nice arrangement!

Does he get along with the flamingos?

In hell, apparently. A world with no delicious flavored oreos. A nightmare of unimaginable proportions.

Oreos have flavors?

As far as I can tell that's not "exactly" true. I've seen no indication that the Iranian stance is that reassignment surgery is an option for homosexuals to live out their desires. In fact, officially, at least, they see this as a manipulation of the system. The obvious problem is that the Iranian regime essentially…

Yeah, I love the guy, but he wasn't going to stop being the Pope. I am a little puzzled that he thought this was a right or necessary thing to do, in terms of encouraging people to actively not recognize or work against gay marriage even after it was established. One could theoretically be morally against…

Well, the sound of the album is really strong, so the producers deserve some credit depending on their level of involvement.

As far as I can tell, the Iranian clerics are the only group of hard line religious leaders who are in any sense supportive of transgender people. Unfortunately, there are some aspects of their stance that lead to a fucked up results when combined with hostility to gay people…

So do Republicans still think he's a Communist?

I'm surprised she didn't shout "I denounce you as Antichrist!" like that lunatic Ian Paisley.

This seems like the funniest scene of a funny movie.

My campus is filled with rats, but I saw a bunny the other day!

Well, if you consider the Romans as illegal immigrants, which seems like an insult to illegal immigrants…

the horror

Agreed. That's part of why the analogy is bad.

That sentence is astonishing for making a valid point using the dumbest analogy possible.

Yeah, there is something a little undignified about the guillotine.

I think it doesn't effect every person in the same way, and there's no reliable way to know whether someone will remain conscious after they're paralyzed.