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It seems likely they would end up eating you, also, which you may or may not mind.

High five, comrade! You can lead the firing squad if our positions are reversed.

Callback!

Seems scratchy.

Lethal injection can be extremely painful in some instances, I believe. I'd rather just take a bunch of bullets at close range, which is guaranteed to kill you relatively quickly.

Objectively good response!

I'll keep your comment in mind if you ever turn up on a list of political enemies during a revolution I participate in.

RIP, if this is true, which I dearly hope it is not.

Still has a link to a Spotify playlist, though.

Non-auto erotic asphyxiation?

IMPORTANT CZ POLL: PREFERRED METHOD OF EXECUTION

The Hamilton soundtrack is unfortunately no longer streamed by NPR, as it has been officially released.

He called him "the Adversary", too, which is both badass and an accurate translation of the word "Satan"!

Ben Carson saying that Satan inspired Darwin.

A comparison between elven shouts and dwarfish whispers? That's just science, Ben Carson!

The shouts of elves are like the whispers of dwarves, Glaz. Mark it well.

Well, no wonder I can't remember! I have staples in my brain.

You have earned my wrath. Fall is a season of harvesting. You shall reap what you have sown.

I AM NOT NARWHAL AND I HAVE NOT NARWHAL'S TOOTH. DO NOT THINK I AM AS FORGIVING AS THAT CARTOON LOVING FOOL.

God, I know I'm stupid and inattentive, Glaz, you don't have to rub it in like it's Narwhal's tooth or something.