5th Gear: Old News.

Being a Russian ship, I expect we’ll have dash cam footage soon.

It’s a bad Mamma-Jamma! -Real Human

“Wow. I never realized that. Chevy is hitting it out of the park!” -Real Person

Still not reliable as a Chevy.*

Husband makes decent money.

Can’t finance tires over 96 months.

- Has a $30-40k truck.

“Fixed that for you.” — Ralph Northam

If this isn't CotD we're burning this place down.

David, have you made an offer on the Jeep, yet?

Me: Why do I have to file my taxes?

...for a couple of nights at a hotel named Jeremy...

Because Republicans hate you?

I never got this. Isn’t the shepherd’s job to prevent the lambs from being eaten?

Shepherd’s Pie 2: Mutton for Punishment

I prefer my Shepherd’s Pie made with hamburg.

This is way more Heat than that F&F garbage.

The father of a friend of mine was a manager at an auto supplier in MI. He made serious money in the 80's. Same thing happened to him. He was doing a legitimate transaction and the bank acted funny about it. He withdrew ecery penny on the spot and took it to the small black owned bank literally across the street. He…

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