Of course the student stood by his demands. How else is he to absorb the elements of his Kraft?

This is a much better .gif of a Blue Jays fan

“rolling and slowing”

BARBER: Really? Again??

blue screen of death while going 70 mph is terrifying

It won’t have Windows?

It is not shocking to see this type of business practice. It seems to spring up from time to time, then prices rebound back to even keel. These companies seem to strut around, thinking they are above the law until they get jounced back to reality. The fine seems pretty stiff but you know what they say, those are the…

Coincidentally, that traffic stop came on the way to this dyno run!

Actually, if you are getting the SE, you aren’t getting a plaid-seated hot hatch, in the USA. The S is the only trim with the plaid seats.

Blake noted that while he hadn't stolen anyone's personal information, he easily could have done so while playing tennis. "Especially right before a serve," he explained. "Sometimes it gets so quiet you can hear a PIN drop."

It's because he's Blake, isn't it?

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

I had a somewhat similar experience at a BMW dealership. I walked up to two salespeople talking to each other, waited patiently for one of them to notice me, and finally end up clearing my throat to ask for help.

I had a Porsche salesman in the DC area say he didnt have a Cayman available for test drive, but he could let me *sit* in one - meanwhile, he stood there, arms folded, told me nothing about the car, or anything (even though by the time I stood on the lot I probably knew more about the car than that guy knew about any…

So a few weeks ago, I called my local Nissan dealer, Cherry Hill Nissan (Motto: Buy a Rogue or we’ll shoot these puppies!), and I told them I needed to bring in “my GT-R” for service.

There’s always Plan B:

Reading the bit about Audi redesigning all of their cars to look similar to the R8 made me think Acura is doing things the other way around: they’ve designed the NSX to look like all of the other cars they’re currently selling.

The most successful car-loving people I know buy classic sports cars, not new ones. I have a friend who is worth an insane amount of money, and owns the only street legal MC12 Corsa, a Vector W8, an FXX, and a Countach LP400.

5th Gear: Yes, Enthusiasts please join the Auto Industry. You wont believe how many people who I work with that could not care less about what they are working on. They show up, collect a check and turn out passable work. Trust me passion makes a difference in your work, pay, and programs you work on. Not to mention,…

This car is so sexy I want to text it awkwardly for a few days before driving around with it for like 30 minutes deciding on where to eat and then slowly lose communication with it after dinner until I see it again a few months later when it’s somehow engaged