Upon moving to Detroit, Daniel Norris will find he lives in what locals would refer to as “a mansion”.

AND DEN, I SWAYA TA GAWD, BEEUH STAHTED RAININ FROM DA SKY! IM TELLIN YA, SULLY, FENWAY PAHK IS MAGICAL!

but bro, my parents are cutting me off their credit card, which is totally uncool, I mean, I’m 23, I deserve a car with leather interior, luxury entertainment systems, and the sport package. How else am I supposed to drive to my start up for an app that counts how many calories burned from hugging trees? Until I get a…

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Let me give you an education on how strong limousine are built, even the old ones.

Should've used digital tire gauge

It’s better than “Las Vegas Ragged Showgirl Who Looks About 55 Giving A Handjob In The Tropicana Parking Lots”....

I would hazard a guess and say the bugginess of that car has little to do with the mileage and much to do with it being an '02 Sunfire.

Cervix, it’s spelled cervix. And they don’t extend... at least not in the traditional sense. Never hurts to give it the Hammer though.

The best part of this photo: it’s a coin toss.

Everyone! Meet David Tracy. He used to write for us, then went over to the dark side and worked as an automotive engineer, now he’s gone over to the even darker side and is back working here again. He’ll be penning this new weekly tech and engineering column, among many other things. Make him feel at home and let him…

Bud Light Presents: Real Men of Genius

This is the cold air intake on my friends Miata, he sees nothing wrong with it.

Her name will be Julia Goo-lee-uh. That’s funny.

Heh. Julia Gulia. That’s gonna fly well.

Any company that uses Takata as their airbag supplier.

I accidentally said the words ‘Nuke Jizmo” today. That was a good two minutes.

Everytime a Jalopnik article begins “we crashed” I get nervous.

NO MINI! NOOOOOO IT’S SO UGLYYYYYYY
I loved the new Minis until ~2007 since then they have just gotten more bloated (which yeah most new cars have I get it) but they have also gotten so much fucking uglier I just can't handle it anymore, I HATE this, not because its a bigger MINI but because it hurts my eyes.

There are fewer interchanges on UK arterial highways (motorways) than there are in the US. If lane 1 has cars in it that you are overtaking, you aren’t forced to move over. This rule is more applicable to when there is someone hogging the middle lane for 2, 5, 1o miles or more without passing anyone. That causes…