I’m a big fan.

I was watching the news this morning when the news-reader said, “He’s in a black sedan,” and showed the picture. I turned to my wife and said, “Why can’t they say it’s a black 1999-2000 Hyundai Elantra?”

Contrary to popular belief, the Koenigsegg One:1 does not have any turbochargers mounted to its engine. Rather, the Swedish performance company reverse-engineered the Large Hadron Collider and condensed it into a tiny, compact form that could power a man’s pacemaker for 50 lifetimes, or, as they told us, “something…

Yeah. Insurance will get you a new motorcycle but only jesus can make you walk again

I’m going to wreck that car as hard as I’m going to wreck Justin Trudeau

I can’t wait to crash that thing...

I wonder if Anderson had froze the pick rather than passing it to the opponent, would it have changed the outcome of the game.

Come on now Hawks, force a Game 7 and have the Ducks choke on Saturday.......AGAIN.

To be fair, the Maple Leafs are offering him an extra month of vacation.

I’m taking a wait and see approach to drive motor replacements.

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Everyone please watch this.

Doc actually spoke to the family immediately afterwards saying, “Your descendant appears to have pulverized that sphere into an orbit of herculean magnitude”

off the top of my head...

In communist russia the pole positions you

“Turn right at the CVS®, where you can pick up a delicious Red Bull® to continue your drive”

2nd Gear: More Ignition Switch Deaths Approved

“As super-spy photographer and Friend of Jalopnik Brian Williams notes,”

Brian Williams?