They pretty much tell you who is allowed right there in the title.

If a customer is being too handy and grabby, then maybe they should.

They’re not actually spray painting the offending customers.

Oh no, are white men being oppressed again!!!!!

Matthew and Luke are pretty much the same story with their own cultural additions. John is different though.

I think yes, they would mercilessly make fun of their own mothers if she had such a tattoo.

“No...wait. They started again...” - well done.

A payphone, if those still exist in Day 3 AD, will ring and a computerized voice will give a cryptic set of numbers.

It will undoubtedly involve the General Lee jumping a broken bridge.

Jesus will return in THUNDERBALL

Doesn’t that imply that they don’t keep a shitlist?

So, yesterday you were complaining about one-sided treatment of certain celebrities, and today you’re complaining about balanced reporting on the same celebrity?

#MeTattoo

“We all can own up to the water-logged fantasy board-game art scrawled across our sad, pasty, middle-aged backs.”

Oddly high number of car crashes on that stretch of road.

decent actor, but really he never got any better or smarter than Jeff Spicoli. 

I’m sorry.... “good vagina.”??? Like, “oh I love that restaurant. Really good vagina.” I can’t get past it.

“There is pride to be had where the prejudicial is practiced with precision in the trenchant triage of tactile terminations.”

Christ...I want to fist fight some of those lines.