That explains why they got Simon Jones to play the executioner.

 Son of a bitch.

Be sure to drink your ovaltine?

Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why Ned had thought that, we would know a lot more about the nature of the show than we do now.

Petunias probably borrowed that line from Sean Bean.

I would think petunias and ‘Oh, no. Not again.’

“Mainstream narrative?” Birtherism a bigoted lie designed to discredit the first black man to become President. People who traffick in it are no better than neo-Nazis and neo-Confederates.

Wait. We are supposed to let vile people lie about horrible things and if we attack them for it we are like the inquisition? LOL. What the fuck?

Wait, isn’t that Charles Foster Kanoe?!

Are islands waterlocked?

Even more adorable is the pissing and moaning about the pissing and moaning.

OG AVClub reader here (predates Gawker by a decade), and they took a unique, fun website and online community and absolutely destroyed it, at least mostly by using this garbage Kinja bullshit.

“If you’re an A.V. Club reader, you probably share our general cynicism for promotional nonsense.”  ---  Nice try AV Club. 

“If you’re an A.V. Club reader, you probably share our general cynicism for promotional nonsense.”

“Purveyors of shitty food engage in pointless display of tokenism!”

The way they used Capt Miasma stunk!

Kind of like a Star Warsy but ineffectual Jason.

HarCOOOOOURRRT!

i don’t know. i stopped looking when they stopped doing photoshop stuff.

Which is weird, since the part that made Pacino a megastar is all stillness and subtlety.