That picture doesn’t look real.

“Enter 20,000 Emus” > “And then the murders began.”

Don’t download! That’s how the Mystery Man gains entry into your house. He only goes where he is wanted!

And she knows how to handle a gun like a pro. Yep, still holds up.

Worst. Senator. Ever.

He was only there to get directions on how to get away from there!

The man never watched an episode of The Simpsons in his life.

Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos!

I too would like to admit a fondness for that particular politician.

let’s all sing: “Cruz’in...on a Sunday afternoon...”

Surprised he didn’t mention that Maggie shot a guy before she learned to walk or talk.

I’m sure Capote wouldn’t have an opinion on the modern state of true crime considering he died in the 80's.

I don’t even like rap that much and I’ll say they were way better than mid-level. Whatever that means. What are level rappers?

I’m seeing double - 28 Slaquamarines!

Medieval France had a count who forged a papal dispensation so he could marry his sister, who he already had 3 children by. So, there’s that.

Peter Noone? Yes, he’s quite versatile.

I might have possibly and without confession stolen that from somewhere but I don’t remember where.

Okay, I get that what you were trying to say with the headline is that the live album isn’t mannered, but it reads to me more like it’s a live album that’s anything but live.

I never understood that. In the era when the idea of coal in your stocking was born, coal might be a pretty good gift. In the middle of winter it might help keep one warm, when coal was a primary method of heat and families were often poor.

“First that damn movie about superpowered black people, now this!”
The alt-right