I’d pay to watch the inevitable boxing match.

I definitely have b(r)east cancer.

You’d be missing out. The second installment is called “Best F(r)iends II: Oh, Hi, Again!”

You’re tearing me apaaart, releasah

Producer: I’m going to release this movie in two volumes

Two volumes? I think I’ll just wait for Best F(r)iends: The Whole Bloody Affair.

“China still cool! You pay later! Later!”

Prince Ruprecht the Monkey Boy is Ted Cruz! We’re throught the looking glass people!

Doesn’t Lisa replace Presidnet Trump in the show?

“Look, I’m just saying that the Democrats—they’re like the Thundercats. And the Republicans, they’re like Mumm-Ra and his army of hideous trolls who want to crush all hope and life on behalf of the Ancient Spirits of Evil. It’s a perfectly sensible analogy!”

Followed quickly by:

I am not saying Pryor definitely had sex with Brando but I can tell you that the last two people on the planet who will be able to attest to who I did and didn’t bang are my two kids 40 years from now.

but U2 (who he says used to be a good band)

Amazing, well-deserved Kinja burn.

I do believe Kim’s version of “leave Britney alone!” has been found.

I guess we know who watches the AVN awards now.

Also insert classy joke here that if you are gonna be kneeling during the national anthem it might as well fit the mood

Damn it David.

Victims of a failed public education system.

I disagree. It sounds super French though