Ah yes, you speak of the dread Culotthulhu.
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That is not dead which can eternal lie,
With which to blow thine enemy to tiny bits, in thy mercy.
That’s a globus cruciger.
Ironically, even though he appeared in Spartacus, his character was one that never claimed to be Spartacus.
A line like that just cries out to be spoken in a Schwartzenegger accent.
BLUE! No, wait...AAAAAH!
Your mom swallows.
Thing we were happiest to learn: A child was supposedly killed for stealing a book!
Sometimes you feel like a nut. Sometimes you’re dead.
I believe “Man Dies after Drowning in Tang” is next week’s Wiki Wormhole.
Would you say... it’s a new hope?
*blows anti-Disney truther whistle that only internet idiots can hear*
Don’t stan so close to me!
I’ve read this twice and still have no idea what this means.
Laser Lords was put out by Spinmaker Software. Shouldn’t have been that much of a mystery...
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MST3K called that out: still one of my favorite bits. “We don’t blame YOU, Joel.”
They have money and are going to die soon. My pride isn’t worth that much. Strike while the iron is hot.
On lead single “Half Life,” Duchovny calls upon archaeology*, the sexiest of the sciences, to muse, “Unconditional love decays / Only fossilized hearts can break / Every piece is indivisible.”
“Bob Dylan was always a no-talent motherfucker. That cat David Duchovny though is the next Michael Jackson!” - Quincy Jones