daveshayne
daveshayne
daveshayne

An old joke:

Q: What’s the difference between a rock guitarist and a jazz guitarist?

A: One plays three chords for a thousand fans, and the other plays a thousand chords for three fans.

The TV show about the regional airport? Jeez, everybody’s a critic.

After all, it was YOU & ME.

That entire article was full of shit. He’s an ornery old man making shit up.

Those Beatles anecdotes are utterly full of shit.

Ringo might not be the most exciting drummer ever, but he had an impeccable sense of rhythm and timing, and I remember reading about someone going back and listening to all of the raw Beatles recordings (not the albums but the original tapes with the bad takes and all)

Astounded that no one has mentioned David Bowie’s Station to Station, a.k.a. the album he has claimed he doesn’t remember making because of the mountain of coke he was doing.

He was too into the LARP. He had to go.

Ironically, Ned Stark was the only real one.

It’s too bad we’ll never get Adam Westworld.

Prince’s halftime show was the best in Super Bowl history.

Damn, I should have scrolled down. Your kill screen post is better than mine. 

Jesus: Dead & Loving It?

That’s it. I’m never watching porn again... today... within the next hour... that’s based on a 90's kids cartoon.

I got a Dikachu notification for this?

I refuse to watch this unless Mel Brooks gets writing credit and a producer credit. Otherwise, it just won’t be good enough.

He was gonna, but then someone Torquemada it.

Passion of the Christ: II Coming.

The Christer and the Passionous: Tokyo Drift “ Trans Am Substantiation goes into full gear”

The crucifixion! What a show! The crucifixion! Here we go!