That’s the midseason cliffhanger.

Now you’re just talking crazy!

Mad Hacks: Beyond Holidome.

What about a real life version of the video game with two human beings on a rectangular playfield, using two flat-surfaced instruments with handles to send and return some sort of cube or disc or ball?

“What if there isn’t a winner?”

Sure, it’s embarrassing, but they didn’t have to tie a Roeper round his neck.

I’m sure it’s all one big misunderstanding that Jack and Janet and Chrissy will fix by the end of the episode.

Fun fact: over 35% of Trump’s Twitter followers are fake.

Does that mean we can suspend Trump’s presidency for bot voters?

He is... Marine Todd.

The Hobbit already did it. If you read it again as an adult, it’s pretty clear that ‘weak spot’ on Smaug’s underbelly was a euphemism.

*gets* to

Coming this Christmas:

So Rian Johnson is his own grandfather? No wonder they have difficulty establishing parentage

Good to know that once again JJ Abrams was all about the setup and had no idea how to follow through.

First of all, uh, great username/comment synergy. Second of all, what do you mean? Predecessor is the one that came before. Johnson came after.

William-

Was it . . . you guessed it . . . Frank Stallone?

Hey, Kamila dedicated her last album to Tahani. You know, under “fans”.

she shagged a Floridian! she ate a cheetoh!