Ashley Feinberg

The Watts will be ruling warlords in the hell future.

Your team is owned by a man who is buried so deep in the Presidents bucket of extra crispy that he was named ambassador to the United Kingdom.

The best team in baseball couldn’t score one goddamn run in nine innings

because shoes designed by non-experts and produced on a small scale probably suck to run around and jump in?

But against summer league, don’t you know. That doesn’t count because we’re going to project his current playing in our mind’s eye to Game 6 of the NBA Finals RIGHT NOW!

Oh. I missed the memo that the Lakers were going to compete with the Warriors this year.

Sorry. Dead-on, then. Not a ridiculous take at all to criticize a rookie three games into his 1st summer league for not being the love child of Gary Payton and Jason Kidd.

Did you watch the guy in college? He plays zero D. They didn’t draft him for D.

I love the take, though: Two triple-doubles followed by “But his defense!” smh

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

Also the best record in baseball since his callup as well. May be the second straight year where the Dodgers have another ROY winner/MVP candidate. More importantly, it’s another homegrown stud for the LA fans like myself to rally around; the team feels more embraced than they were in the splashy free agent run of…

I clicked play. I saw that it was 8 minutes. I clicked pause. I thought to myself, “Fuck it, I trust Redford.” I clicked play.

I just hope I never have to write about Virgin America/Alaska Airlines.

Pete Carroll thinks they should pass on trading him.

What Billy won’t say: Pulisic is better than Messi.

WONDERTEEN BABY

He should win for resisting to put in the gas can that is Pedro Baez.