I cannot roll my eyes hard enough at these pretentious idiots.

In possibly related news, he was not very good at his job.

Don’t worry — in lieu of, you know, the actual fucking game, I’m sure the NFL will keep its focus on important things like dress codes, players kneeling at embarrassing times, and making sure nobody celebrates in the end zone.

So just to cut to the chase.... there will be about 10 good scripts for this, then Moore et al. will just start making shit up out of their ass until people stop paying for the production.

Fondue is really a Seventies thing, not an Eighties thing. But awesome as usual.  With the W-S Guide out, it’s now OFFICIALLY Christmas.

If the goat cheese I serve at the pre-opening-of-the-NYSE breakfast I have every Tuesday isn’t artisinal, will I be disinvited from the cotillion?

Pat was a really good guy (he was a friend of a friend), and the Smithereens are the most cruelly underrated/overlooked band of the 80s/early 90s. 11 was an amazing album that got precisely zero airplay and sold about 20 copies, I think. (Note: figures may be inaccurate.)  They were a great live act.  Go buy their…

I’m therefore surprised that there’s not a discussion of how the board game requires you to install drivers that do not exist yet, and that it crashes to your tabletop at random every hour or two....

Dicky Barrett looking like a suburban dad killing time at his kid’s high school soccer game does not make me feel young at all.  Not in the least.

Oh, and obligatory Liverpool comment:  How do you say “it will be interesting to see how they blow this one” in Portuguese?

ZOMG that Real - PSG match is going to be insane.  There could be a billion dollars’ worth of transfer fees on the pitch....  (I’m too lazy to do the math.)

tl;dr Dog Bites Man

Oh, I’d definitely want to see Malk do Wiseau, don’t get me wrong.  Just noting that we already have a sense of what he’d be like.

He already kinda did in Rounders.....

I never thought I’d see the day when not one... but TWO tracks from Surfer Rosa have been used in mainstream, airing-on-network-TV commercials....

Hooray?

Oh come on -- the can is CLEARLY singing “Suedehead”.

My god, that was actually.... sweet.

Much of that link is accurate analysis; it’s just that he/she completely ignores the fact that the Legislature can delegate power to subordinate entities, including the executive branch, which destroys the whole “point” s/he is making.

The Tenth Amendment is (in practice)the last refuge of the incompetent. There are so very, very few legitimate 10th claims in current jurisprudence that if you see one being made, it’s almost certainly a hail mary by an appellate attorney who knows his/her case is shit, or just someone who doesn’t know what they’re…