If you’re still wondering — it’s a Baltimore accent. And a pretty damn good one.

The 10-to-1 sketch was also a repeat. I forget which episode it was, but Keenan as a lounge singer with a bandmate whose sketchy life becomes the focus of the audience is not original to this show.

I think this show is spinning me into an existential funk. Thanks a lot, Roiland.

So he slightly bumped into Mario Lemieux behind the net, then?

Nine years ago, I didn’t expect to one day be sitting here saying “gee, it would be great if the Killers could make an album that was even half as good as Day And Age at some point in the rest of their career....”

But then it was always highly likely that Brandon’s head was going to disappear up his own ass, so I…

Like a floor wax AND a dessert topping!

“If we can kill our enemies, but we can’t jack them off, how are we better than them?”

Hadn’t thought of that. Which means it’s almost certainly correct....

It’s the audacity with which it carries itself. Most bad films are just bad films - they’re poorly made with poor acting and poor writing. The Room is all those things, but it delivers its crap with the self-important gravitas of a Terrence Malick film. It’s patently obvious — because he’s completely lacking in any…

He’s still no James Marsden.

Joe’s is the original version; it was on the soundtrack to The Warriors (not long before The Long Run came out, though).

And a shoutout to a nice use of Joe Walsh’s version of “In The City”!

Well, if nobody accepts that there’s an issue and commits to research to mitigate it, we’ll never know if there’s a magic helmet that can absorb the inertia of two colliding players. Once upon a time it was thought that crashes in auto racing were going to be unavoidably deadly forever, for exactly the same reasons: …

Oh god yes. I think we’ve all learned that, or something similar, the hard way.

I’m with you, Albert. The Football-Industrial Media Complex (there’s blame to share all around) has drained all the joy and fun out of the game for me. It’s millionaires colliding with each other to make money for billionaires who let themselves be ruled by morons.

All it’s going to take is one successful big-dollar lawsuit by a high school student’s parents against a school district for recklessly ignoring the concussion risks, and that will be the beginning of the end for football. What’s going to kill the sport isn’t steroids, or domestic abuse, or even Idiot Roger. It’s…

I’m shocked that team executives aren’t willing to talk about an open investigation. Hard-hitting news there.

That’s just what Trump would say to Hitler.

Bryce Harper’s hair is now considering a run for the Senate in Michigan.

At long last, a practical use for the Apple Watch....