Supercars are like the ocean — if you don’t respect and fear them appropriately, they can and will kill you.

Yeaaahhhhhh...... I think it was the program that brought down the program, douche.

I thought the same thing watching it live on TV here. (The parade was, as you may have guessed, inescapable in the Boston area.) I turned to my wife and said “Why is Bill sounding like an early 20th century factory owner? Do we need to call the trustbusters in?”

They were holding the other four.

Holy crap I totally forgot that. JEDI SCRAPPY!

David Eckstein would drink Murree’s warm. And then foul off 67 pitches to draw a walk with two outs in the fifth inning. Because scrappy. 

Just proving the point that there is nothing too meaningless and trivial for Trump to bald-faced lie about in the pursuit of feeding his narcissism.

I really don’t understand why the press isn’t properly trolling and baiting him, as he’ll fall for the hook every single time. Why not ask a question like “do you think there were a significant amount of African-Americans among the millions you claimed voted illegally in the past election?”, then sit back and watch…

Clip and save: this is applicable to everything.

America needed this.

Which is exactly true. But my fear for the current system is that the more it goes along on its current path, the more tolerance for political violence it will build up. I think we’re a lot closer to Civil War II: Electric Boogaloo than people think. (Which is not to say that we’re close... just closer than people…

Feynman never could fully explain why, even though both baskets looked the same, he was only allowed to shoot at one of them.

“I approve.”

As others have noted, the take on Kopech from his time in the Red Sox organization was “million dollar arm, ten cent head”.

You know what they say — once you go black, you never go back to a non-global bluewater navy.....

Call me crazy, but I’d be willing to bet that James Dolan smells like slightly-spoiled bologna. Just a hunch.

That might have been the best five minutes of TV ever.