I think having it in puke green also adds at least 10 hp....

Well played, sir.

There’s a generation of young Red Sox fans who didn’t know until today that Buchholz’s first name wasn’t “Fucking”.

Beat me to it, damn you. +1

Everyone knows the Beetle isn’t a car. It’s a go-kart with pretensions.

First they came for the Jews, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the blacks, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the gays, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the Mexicans, and I said nothing.
Next they came for the baseball writers, and I said “BY GOD THE SANCTITY OF THE HALL OF FAME MUST BE DEFENDED!!!!”

The Football League of this Nation understands and craves my manly power, and seek my life essence. But I am Harbaugh. I am strong. I will deny the Football League of this Nation my essence!

Other tracks that are basically Canon in D: “Home Town” by Joe Jackson (from the 1986 “Big World” album), and — of course — “Hook” by Blues Traveler.

Hulk not see problem. Me smash Bull. Win steak?

Do your fucking jobs, electors.

As opposed to everything else in Washington?

I think plenty of teams would love Cutch; they just don’t want to give up a package for a skill guy entering his 30s that would be more appropriate for a young stud.

Or, to put it another way, if I want to sell my Camry, but I’m asking $50k for it... the problem isn’t that nobody wants my Camry.

He’s always been able to lose (some) weight — it’s keeping it off that’s been his issue. (Showing up way overweight for spring training was actually unusual for him - with the Giants, he usually managed to slim down a bit in the offseason if I recall correctly. Largely because they apparently watched him like a…

None. Trading Shaw means that they either thing Pablo can rebound, or they’re resigned to carrying him as deadweight (pun intended) on the roster.

“This is a much better clubhouse than the White Sox. They know what’s important. Like, they let that fat kid hang around and wear a uniform and everything. The other Sox would never do that.”

I can think of no more worthy candidate for the Baseball Hall of Fame than the only man to ever cancel a World Series.

Truly, we are all a babby now, Curt.

Thankfully, there’s at least one way in which Football Manager is not a complete simulation of the football world....

Luke pretty much is spot on here. The only thing I’d add (as a long-time RCT fan) is that Planet Coaster is MUCH easier in the “challenge” mode (which is the equivalent of the RCT scenarios) unless you ratchet up the difficulty all the way. Which is both good and bad.

Well... better to rule in Hell than serve in Heaven and all that, I guess....