This debate is so well settled, I was genuinely happy to see the “AD’s and coaches should have to be unpaid students too” line. It’s new and it’s funny and I actually would love to hear the argument against coaches not getting paid more than a 4-figure stipend to oversee an “after-school program.”

No nation that’s existed since 1865, anyway.

I’ve always thought football referees should wear black and white striped cummerbunds.

In this case, “unsportsmanlike conduct” is cover for “Dude, we can’t afford to replace that ball, and we only have this stadium until 7pm!”

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And it was mostly their own fucking fans that thought the run was over.

He laid out Pat Patriot because that Jets fool can’t maul Steely McBeam.

Donkey Doug.

My kids will know what it’s like to fail and never quit.

“My kids will know what it’s like to fail and never quit. There are some positives in playing for the Carolina Panthers.”

The only problem is Romo is in the booth reading the field seconds before the snap, just like he tried to do as a player, only from a far supierior angle. If he were a coordinator he’d not be able to communicate any of this to the players in time to effect the outcome.

He’s on loan from Newell’s Good Boys.

I honestly started reading it assuming it was written to the players.

This kid is bold. I could have been his body double at that age and I didn’t even take my shirt off at the swimming pool.

As somebody who doesn’t play enough video games to git gud, but likes football and weed, I really wish they would just release MADDDDD3641en ⛹️‍♀️🌲 FUT🎵⚽️⚽️⚽️al, where glitches are baked into the game intentionally. Two thirds of the plays happen as drawn up, but every third play could result in multiple footballs…

So are the London Drugs some Canadian expansion team?

A crying emoji in a tweet from an actual news station in a story about someone dying violently just seems so incredibly grotesque.

They are “leery” of homeowning because they can’t afford it.

I know having a kid with autism must come with its challenges, but viewing autistic people as broken or deficient or a burden probably makes it 10x harder to raise an autistic kid than if we viewed neurodiversity as a healthy part of a thriving family and society. I suspect ableism is a big driver of the anti-vaccine…