Whoa nelly.

He knew it was his child when the baby’s first words were “Jurgen Klinsmann’s side selection calls into question his suitability for leading the USMNT.”

St. Louis, of course.

I think the most unbelievable part of the patrolman’s story is that he didn’t repeatedly shoot Chandler Jones.

Why doesn’t he just make something up so we can all move on? Does he have grandkids and/or dogs? One popped him in the eye by accident, end of story. Continuing to not give a reason only fuels further speculation. With his history, we have to assume was related to some scheme, using dubious methods, to win the next…

ill preface this comment by saying i was born and raised in Massachusetts (spent 25 yeas in Boston and the South Shore.). This has to be the first time ever that the police have covered up for a black guy.

Briscoe: “Hardy? Your under arrest!”

But enough about what Big Ben likes to get up to in public restrooms, how’s he gonna get ready for the game?

IF BILL SIGNED HIM FOR THIS PLAYOFF GAME MY THEEEAAARREE IS THAT TAWMY WILL HIT HIM OUT OF THE BACKFIELD FOR 2 TDs THIS WEEK. WHAT’S THAT? OH. WHO CAYYYAS.

12. Mace Windu redirected the Force lightning back at him.

Blair Walsh Lived A Kicker’s Nightmare

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

I live in a historic neighborhood. My neighborhood was built 200 years after this one. “Historic” is not even the word for this. These houses are older than the United States of America itself, and you should be suspicious of anybody who owns one.

“Wealthy people like to buy things and have their way,” Rickman said. “Historic districts are fragile.”

Now I want to surf Twitter just to read the complaints from confused and angry DFS players.

You don't get it. It's really about the dunks he's NOT dunking.

I tried to apologize to him after the incident but he refused.

I hate people with no-shoe houses. What, is your carpet made of silk hand-woven by Chinese orphans?

The Baseball Hall of Fame is not a place for gamblers! It’s a place for racists, philanders, alcoholics and anyone who used PED’s before the arbitrary deadline of 1995.