Only thing missing was the Clint Eastwood voiceover. "America's about hard work, rollin' up your sleeves, and comin' on her chest.

Norma Rae Rice.

Argonaut all men.

*(It doesn't explain why the Colts' balls, which were prepared at the same time and place, were still at regulation psi.)*

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That's nothing compared to what Brett Favre did to the Jets' ball girl in 2008.

Kettle Chips over Salt and Vinegar? Who are you monsters?

If Cheez-Its don't beat out Doritos, this entire site is a farce.

I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. I can hit a 7 iron over 175 yards. My GIR last year was 40th on the PGA. I can hit a…

"It's such a shame that people are focusing on whether the story is true."

So what you're saying is that football coverage is refreshingly devoit of the horseshit mountain of sanctimony baby boomer writers shovel onto the rotting carcass of MLB?

Chris Christie seems like the kind of guy who would try to work a plug for Enzyte into a eulogy.

Why couldn't parents just get to the title games the old fashioned way: by being your son's high school/AAU coach and coincidentally getting hired at the same school your kid decides to go to?

Emmert went on to reveal that the parents of players on any team making the NIT finals would be fined $250.

Oh man, I used to love listening to Mitch Hedberg.

Some of those perpetually shitfaced 20-somethings you reference are alcoholics.

I'm going to open a testeraunt.

Who is Dakota Galt?