Even worse because I was a FUCKING EMPLOYEE

You know what? I’m buying one. I love simple bikes like this, because I like cool bikes more than I like fast bikes. You know how we talk about “slow car fast?” Okay, well, it’s fun to peg a bike and know that it’s going to be a moment before you hit 70 mph. If you’re just riding around town, having fun, or even…

My response would have been “Well, who the f*** told you to do that?! I didn’t sign any binding paperwork. I’m calling the police to report a grand theft auto, and my lawyer...unless you reproduce my keys and my car in the next 60 seconds.”

You’re really missing out if you don’t get that trucoat!

In the middle of trading in a car for a new ride, probably around 1992, had been at the dealership for over 2 hours at least, they were old school hard selling the shit out of me. I was young and naïve, but not as dumb as they apparently thought.

Trading an ‘07 Lexus LS460 on a new ‘11 FJ Cruiser.

And she’s 44???

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

ROFL...neighbors and parents “discovered” the site, huh? Any word on which dad or dads outed her to the rest? Jesus is fine with us LOOKING at OnlyFans, apparently...it’s only the posters who need to be kicked out. You couldn’t pay me to send my kids to a Catholic school. 

Jalopnik just pushed the opposite opinion yesterday. Y’all need to talk: https://jalopnik.com/i-cant-believe-i-have-to-say-this-but-its-totally-fine-1846302894

People have been putting their wipers up, probably ever since shortly after motorized wipers were added to most cars in the snow-belt. In all that time, if the problems cited in the article were frequent, folks would have stopped doing it. I’ve never heard of them being broken by wind, having the rubber blown off or…

This scene would have been 1000% better if, after she dropped the necklace, Paxton had just lost it. What with needing to pay back the Russians for the whole expedition...

“Well that’s great, that’s just fuckin’ great lady. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We’re in some real pretty shit now man... That’s it man,…

No, she wasn’t. Because Chun-Li isn’t a Mortal Kombat character.

Arrrrrrrgh! I HATE THIS CAR SO MUCH!
1) That grille is going to be a pain in the ass to clean. Bugs, the shit they put on roads up here in the real world in the winter time (let’s just say the department of highway maintenance has a very loose definition of sand.) and yet more bugs. Big loose PLASTIC grills mean a…

“Dr" Phil is on promoting these types of places all. the. fucking. time. I hate that guy.

Are we sure this isn’t a cross promotion with Paramount+?

A Man Card is an imaginary thing that you forfeit when you do un-manly things like hire someone to fix something for you, be a vegetarian, read books that aren’t by Tom Clancy, care about the clothes you wear, and buy a minivan. IE, something assholes say to feel better about themselves. 

After soaking her head in acetone to remove the glue, there is effectively zero chance that the hair that is left is worth keeping.

so you are a glocktopus?