goddamnit I didn’t want to laugh at this story thanks a lot.

Sacamano was not in the strip club contingent. Get your Seinfeld facts right if you’re going to Truther me.

Every time you write an article like this and cry “plagiarism” ... even in jest ... where there is none, you strengthen the opposition. It allows them to go, “See ... fake news” and encourage people to ignore anything said about the President, even when it’s true.

So where’s the plagiarism aside from the five words “back to you... the people”?

Every fan who calls into sports radio shows thinks that their MLB or NFL team would be better-off if it were managed by a fan or an industry outsider.

But Dorsey was in position to score. And he did. Was Randolph in position to make another block? He wasn’t and he didn’t. So +2 for the Dorseys. And admittedly I’m too old to know what’s cool anymore. But since I have your ear, I want to tell you that your post on America having the justice system it wants was the…

Albert! My favorite Gawker author. I’m flattered you responded to my post even if you didn’t agree with it. Yes, he did catch a dump off pass and scored, but a little context is needed. Dorsey was just posterized on a great block but stayed with the play and ended up scoring on that possession so it did net his team 2…

It’s not that. It’s just that it’s hard to be impressed by a great play when the guy is too busy celebrating it to make it actually mean anything.

But after making the block, if Randolph turned back to the court instead of looking into the crowd, he might have blocked Dorsey again instead of allowing to Dorsey to score. I know. I’m that guy. But I think Dorsey staying with the play is the lede.

...and then contributes to giving up a basket on the put-back to the guy he blocked because he was staring down the crowd.