The only real explanation is that #RealJoeFlacco died partying after the SB win and he’s been replaced with a doppleganger. #RubberJoe

who’s never made an NFL start before?

Lauren, are you bucking for your own Jaguar Junction, a Bronco Packhorse Pratfalls as it were?

The conspiracy is real. #RealJoeFlacco

That would explain a lot.

The absolute brilliance of this plan is that it wasn’t a one hit deal. Scags quietly called plays he knew his 0-line wouldn’t be able to handle. Hit by hit, the statuesque Flacco would eventually be injured.  Finally, FINALLY, the plan paid off.  Our Flacco statue is now broken.   

Man, between the vacant stare and the crazy beard, Flacco looks like he just got back from being lost in the woods for three years.

Lauren, you’ve got it all wrong. They rewarded Sanders by shipping him to a better team. They’re now rewarding Flacco by not killing him on the field.

sTicK tO sPorTs!!!

“See, Joe, that’s what snakes get on Whacking Day.”