But what will I listen to my Edison cylinders on now that everyone’s using the gramophone? Whaaaa!

He only said someone on their bed that weighs 400 pounds, not that the person themself weighs 400 pounds. And some 400 hundred pound people might be in really good shape, but certainly 400 pound beds aren’t necessarily too heavy.

So it could have been someone on their bed that weighs 400 pounds?! Who cares how much a hacker’s bed weighs?