If the Astros didn’t want to get hacked then they shouldn’t have worn those slutty rainbow jerseys.

They will poke him in a most peculiar way.

Major Lee Fucked.

Exactly. The fact that he was constantly trying to get around password resets (and resetting them back), looking for other accounts to hack, etc. is where it really escalates in my mind. I mean, maybe they didn’t require two-step authentication, but the Astros did attempt to reset the passwords, etc. so Correa really…

When considering the value of each franchise, and the degree to which the espionage extended, it’s an incredibly huge white collar crime. The only reason the sentence is shocking is because so many other white collar criminals have gotten off so lightly.

Knocked down to - what - 9 months for good behavior?

It’s breaking and entering, tantamount to thief burglarizing a place of business or someone’s residence. That’s why. Just picture this guy in your own house or apartment, rifling through your own valuables to choose what to steal. There’s no difference.

In Russia, hookers leak on Trump.

This is Ground Control to Majorly Fucked.

Wow. I know plenty of people that, while acknowledged that Correa committed a crime, didn’t think it was a big deal. But when you summarize his actions, and how he kept on trying to circumvent the security you realized how 4 years is most certainly appropriate.

Pro tip: Russians like vodka but they will spill state secrets for cognac.

Nah, I want Bannon. Ship that fucking nazi off to ADX Florence.

Okay Deadspin, you got a man from one of the most hated teams in America put in jail for 46 months.

If only Tucker played for the...wait for it....Buffalo Bills!

+1 It puts the football in the basket...

Oh yeah sure...let’s see him do it with a snap and a rush and during a game...pfffft No look, I’m not taking anything away from it, but really who cares unless he can do it in a game?

Pffff, no one was guarding him. That’s what’s wrong with the modern NBA, no hustle. Hand in the face people!

Rules change for 2017. Hoop in the middle of the goal posts. If it goes through, you get 3 for the field goal, and 2 for the basket.... 3 for the basket if > 35 yards.

I motion to not count blocked field goals in field goal %. Because he didn’t miss one all season, and a flying Patriot standing right in front of him should not count against him.

Haven’t seen a Tuck job that good since Silence of the Lambs.