As an adult I am an engineer. As a kid I was into science and figuring out how things works. You can obviously tell who my favorite character was and why I would so heartily scoff at your pro-Leo stance.

Of course you meant Donnie, not Leo. I think you also accidentally spelled “Bo staff” “ Double katana swords.” Easy mistake.

Career .297/.408/.540 averaging 34/115 per 162-game season for 15 years isn’t elite? FUCK YOU, MANG!

What even tiny shred of evidence does Mike Piazza have to be an “obvious PED phony” exactly?

Anyone who can’t throw out Sid Bream doesn’t deserve to be in the HoF.

Griffey’s swing is the prettiest I’ve ever personally witnessed. Edgar Martinez for righties.

One wonders how many catchers had to go for a cigarette after an inning when Griffey Jr. had a few swings.

No. Griffey did so much with far less power. I don’t give a fuck about steroid use but if you’re going to use them then you have to open yourself up to the, but what if so and so did?

Griffey > Bonds.

Listen, I’m nothing but a softball rec league wannabe superstar, but when I see a player with a backwards cap, I always think of Ken Griffey.

If Griffey’s plaque features him wearing his hat backward, I’ll take back (almost) every bad thing I ever said about the Hall of Fame.

Accurate, since Giselle makes about 3x what he does and probably foots most of the bills to keep Tommy sheltered.

David Bowie.

OWAH LEASHED AWP SUPAHSTAHHS AHH BETTAH THAN YOUAH LEASHED AWP SUPERSTAHS BECAUSE THEY AHHH NAWT DAHH-[Tommy’s mic cut]

Can we bump this into the main article?

Lemmy Kilmeister.

This is all the proof you really need.

God AC 3 sucked, i beat it with the starter weapon and didn’t even use the currency except for rope darts.

Why? It had nothing AC2 didn’t have except gimmicky gadget levels. It wasn’t a bad game, but it WAS just a copy paste sequel. AC2 had a better story and actually brought a lot of cool weapons. Brotherhood’s story was 99% filler.