“Look, Janay, I’m sorrrrrrry. That guy that gave your husband a slap on the wrist, that wasn’t me. I mean, it WAS me, but that’s not the guy I am anymore. And you just give me another chance to show you what kind of suspension I really wanted to give, I can promise you that you won’t regret ittt.”

Goodell as the charming stoner bro would have been hilarious. “Ray, Ray, Ray, is that any way to treat the woman you love, man? I have to sit you two games because I care about you. It hurts me more than it hurts you, but not as much as it hurts Janay..”

Most egregious among these changes is how they fired Owen Wilson as Roger Goodell and replaced him with Luke.

♫ Human Growth you taste so good ♪

Ironically, then, by making it legal to all the sports leagues and weekend warriors alike, the market would react thus creating efficiencies that might drive down prices and allow those who really need it medically to access the drugs at a lower price point. Right? Maybe? In an ideal world? Sure would beat the about…

Legalize it in sports for recovery but not for general use? Seems like a compromise no one would have a problem with.

But aren't most athletes that use or allegedly use HGH using it to help recover from an injury? More or less medical purposes.

I’m sure the unmet demand has more to do with the fact that the regular people who need HGH don’t have the funds to pay for it (or their insurance won’t cover it). It’s not that there’s just no way to increase supply of HGH.

To sum up, resources are unevenly distributed in the United States, benefiting rich people who don't need what they get, and denying poor people with legitimate needs. That sounds about right.

Not sure why the U.S. is so afraid of Russia when this is how they spy on our navy.

Or perhaps it’s been long established by now that the NFL is totes cool with cheating.

I was having this exact conversation with my buddy about how deep the Cards are this year.

Seems to me that, based on the record, the Cardinals have enough talent in their roster to sustain injuries in top players... and still win game after game. So, Cardinals. Yep.

The Patriots being deep doesn’t invalidate the Cardinals having a deep roster of good RB’s, and has nothing to do with this article. The author isn’t claiming the cards are the deepest team in the league, there is 0 reason to bring the pats into this.

Seattle without their usual run game? They’re capable, but they’re not the same team.

I love how DidYouEatMyFace gets offended whenever someone DARES to keep ONE FUCKING DISCUSSION away from the Patriots. Seriously - I don’t say this lightly, so it’s with absolute sincerity: you guys are the fucking worst.

And you don’t even mention the weirdness at the WR position, where Larry Fitzgerald has over 100 receptions and 1,100 yards on the season but has turned into, like, the 4th option in the receiving game over the last month.

19 different Cardinals have scored in 2015

Imagine... The Bears had Bruce Arians in the building when they were looking for a head coach in 2013. He nailed the interview and it seemed like a sure thing that they were going to hire him, until they asked him to do a mock press conference... he’s like fuck this and takes the job with Arizona. Look at where these…

As a Vikings fan